*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first…
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
#now i’m just imagining a story where someone is friends with a zombie/vampire/some other immortal thing #and the monster is super dramatic and likes to fake their death all the time and their human friend is stuck telling their eulogy again and #omg i like this i kind of want to write this
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.