seanmonster:

Not so happy meal.

seanmonster:

Not so happy meal.

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*


that’s always fun.

that’s always fun.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

  • baby: ma...ma....
  • mom: aw, are you trying to say 'mama'?
  • baby: ma...matsuoka rin.
Samson
Regina Spektor — PLAYED 50,193 TIMES

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first…

zombres:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

hatos:

son i have some bad news for u about ur future

hatos:

son i have some bad news for u about ur future

corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read 



That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That

Right there

Is every single book you’ve ever read

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.